You guys have all read about these weird people I have lived near; you know about most of them, but the weirdest people I have EVER met in my life were the Normals. The Thompson family (Dad-John, Mom-Marry, daughter-Emily, son-David) are the most normal people I have EVER met. They are all white:

They live in a normal house:

 

They eat normal meal with nothing different or interesting:

 John has a job at a bank, and Marry stays home with the kids. The kids are quiet and cute, and I swear to God I have NEVER seen a speck of dirt on them. Marry gardens and John mows they lawn. They all say things like "Gosh darn it!" and "Goodness Gracious!" They are totally nice normal people, but I still think that must be aliens, because NO ONE is as perfect as this family...