People usually don't usually have a lot of things in their yards; Maybe a fountain (or 39 like those weirdos before) or maybe a statue or a bird or something, but usually not a car, a ton of scrap metal, broken beer bottles, a ton of animal statues (and not even pretty ones, usually like a raccoon or a donkey), and always, ALWAYS a lot of dead, gross things, like bugs, and rabbits.

I have not actually seen any one aside from the angry old man actually LIVING in the house. He only wears his old moldy bathrobe, and boxers. He is mean and strange, and he likes to shout at kids on Halloween. This man seems to only go outside and dig around in his dumpy front yard. The only thing this guy has ever said to me was "I know you stole my goat!!!" ... What goat?