Some people think I am kidding. I really wish I was. I live by so many weird people! Today I am going to talk about the Running Lady. Seems to be about 45 or 50, and she runs every day at exactly 3:45. This sounds normal until you get a good look at her. She has skin not unlike this lovely person:

She is EXTREMELY muscular and did I mention she is around 50 years old???
 
 Ew right? Its not over yet. She wears a SMALL pink sports bra and running shorts. But seeing as how the shorts and bra are WAY to tiny, I am not going to post a picture.
Last but not least, the lovely Running Lady has both black and white hair:

So put these features all together and you get Running Lady!